“Smooth, Rogers.”
“I just…I-I tripped!”
“Sure you did. Saw something you like?”
“No!”
“Your blush says otherwise.”
“Shut up, Tony.”
(via lady-condom)
(Source: effingluck, via curseofthefanartlords)
and now we’re watching The Mentalist lmao
oh man Alex changed the channel from Mean Girls to American Dad
The only thing I like of American Dad is Roger the Alien
It exhilarated him, and made him realize that if this was wrong, so be it. For, what is wrong is now right. For what is red is beautiful and indigo is filth.
quick doodllddldolelee otp
(via stridere)
It’s really hard to find a date when you are the single parent of assassin babies that always find their way into terrible trouble….
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